| Benign | = What you be after you be eight |
| Bacteria | = Back door to cafeteria |
| Barium | = What doctors do when patients die |
| Cesarean Section | = A neighborhood in Rome |
| Catscan | = Searching for Kitty |
| Cauterize | = Made eye contact with her |
| Colic | = A sheep dog |
| Coma | = A punctuation mark |
| D&C | = Where Washington is |
| Dilate | = To live long |
| Enema | = Not a friend |
| Fester | = Quicker than someone else |
| Fibula | = A small lie |
| GISeries | = World Series of military baseball |
| Hangnail | = What you hang your coat on |
| Impotent | = Distinguished, well known |
| Labor Pain | = Getting hurt at work |
| Medical Staff | = A Doctor's cane |
| Morbid | = A higher offer than I bid |
| Nitrates | = Cheaper than day rates |
| Node | = I knew it |
| Outpatient | = A person who has fainted |
| Pap Smear | = A fatherhood test |
| Pelvis | = Second cousin to Elvis |
| Post Operative | = A letter carrier |
| Recovery Room | = Place to do upholstery |
| Rectum | = Damn near killed him |
| Secretion | = Hiding something |
| Seizure | = Roman emperor |
| Tablet | = A small table |
| Terminal Illness | = Getting sick at the airport |
| Tumor | = More than one |
| Urine | = Opposite of mine |
| Varicose | = Near by/close by |