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Adult Education - Self-Paced Courses

Expanded Awareness Training: Course Listing

S1100      Creative Suffering
S1101 Overcoming Peace of Mind
S1102 You and Your Birthmark
S1103 Guilt Without Sex
S1104 The Primal Shrug
S1105 Ego Gratification through Violence
S1106 Molding Your Child's Behavior through Guilt and Fear
S1107 Dealing with Post-Realization Depression
S1108 Whine Your Way to Alienation
S1109 How to Overcome Self-Doubt through Pretense and Ostentation
EC-1 "I Made $100 in Real Estate"
EC-2 Money Can Make You Rich
EC-3 Packaging and Selling Your Child
EC-4 Career Opportunities in El Salvador
EC-5 How to Profit from Your Own Body
EC-7 The Underachiever's Guide to Very Small Business Opportunities
EC-12 Tax Shelters for the Indigent
EC-13 Looter's Guide to America's Cities
EC-14 How You Can Convert Your Room into a Garage
EC-406 Burglar-proof Your Home With Concrete
EC-409 1000 Other Uses for Your Vacumn Cleaner
EC-412 How to Convert a Wheelchair into a Dune Buggy
E-202 Creative Tooth Decay
E-203 Exorcism and Acne
E-204 The Joys of Hypochondria
E-205 High Fiber Sex
E-206 Suicide and Your Health
E-207 Biofeedback and How to Stop It
H-101 Skate Yourself to Regularity
H-102 Understanding Nudity
H-103 Tap Dance Your Way to Social Ridicule
H-104 Optional Body Functions
H-105 Self-Actualization through Macrame
D-101 How to Draw Genitilia
N-102 Needlecraft for Junkies
C-304 Cuticle Grafts
S-399 Gifts for the Senile
J-234 Bonsai Your Pet
N-345 Cultivating Viruses in Your Refrigerator
M-102 Sinus Drainage in Your Home
T-456 Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
V-909 The Repair and Maintenance of Your Virginity
C-987 Christianity and the Art of RV Maintenance
V-256 Incest: A Game the Whole Family can Play
V-576 Vascectomy Using Your Own Cutlery
Y-333 AIDS Without Fear