;-)

Where Have All the Grandma's Gone?

In the dim and distant past
When life's tempo wasn't so fast
Grandma used to rock and knit,
Crochet, tat and baby sit.
When the kids were in a jam,
they could always call on Gram.
But today she's in the gym
Exercising to keep slim.
She's checking the web or surfing the net,
Sending some e-mail or placing a bet.
Nothing seems to stop or block her.
Now that Grandma's off her rocker.

definitely my mom ;-)