A Y2K Solution

Corporate America has defined a lower cost alternative for Windows & Macintosh systems that also addresses the Y2K (Year 2000) issue: The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by 1 Jan, 1999. Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many sound reasons for doing this:

1. No Y2K problems
2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.

Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:

Q:  My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A:  Pick it up and shake it.

Q:  How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A:  Pick it up and shake it.

Q:  What's the shortcut for Undo?
A:  Pick it up and shake it.

Q:  How do I create a New Document window?
A:  Pick it up and shake it.

Q:  How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A:  Pick it up and shake it.

Q:  What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A:  Pick it up and shake it.

Q:  How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A:  Pick it up and shake it.

Q:  How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A:  DON'T shake it.

---Brought to you by the letters Y and K and the number 2.